This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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