Me too!
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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