love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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