Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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