omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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