Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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