btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Come see our sink grown plant.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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