Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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