at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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