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I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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