i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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