Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
