Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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