Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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