Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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