Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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