I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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