What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
