Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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