bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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