Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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