How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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