Can i not drive my cunt home
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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