i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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