Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
