Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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