someone get that fucking seahorse.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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