so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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