I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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