Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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