dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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