I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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