Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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