Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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