think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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