moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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