There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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