But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's official drugs can't kill me
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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