I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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