How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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