That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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