I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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