Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Randomize
