Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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