hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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