Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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