My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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