Nicole vs. Life
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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