Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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