Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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